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There are a lot of things going on in life at the moment that are very distracting. As I get permission I will likely share some with you. I have been enjoying meeting everyone here and I am becoming addicted to the little “You are on such and such a day streak” buttons, too. Since it’s Thursday and I used to have a habit of doing something pun and interesting on Thursdays and calling it “Throw It Back Thursday” I thought I would dig in the archives for a little humor. What‽ I heard that! Who said, “Very little, Herb‽” Well! Anyway, a few fossils I have resurrected for your perusing pleasure follow.

Oh, what happened when I adopted a cross between a werewolf and the Loch Ness Monster? Well, let’s just say I’m trying to raise a were-ness.

The CEO of Ikea was recently elected prime minister of Sweden.
What’s he doing now?
He’s still assembling his cabinet.

I can’t remember how to write the Roman Numerals for 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500.
I M LIVID

There were only two podiatrists in our small town and they just could not get along. They were arch-rivals.

My dad can lick your dad!
Big deal. So can my mom.

And finally, beware of the English language:
Husband: What’s wrong, dear?
Wife: What makes you think something’s wrong?
Husband: Your sighs

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22 responses to “Throw It Back Thursday: I Adopted A Cross Between A Werewolf And The Loch Ness Monster…”

  1. Geoff Stamper Avatar
    Geoff Stamper

    All fresh ones for me.😎

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    1. Herb Avatar
      Herb

      Glad to hear it.

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  2. mattsnyder1970 Avatar
    mattsnyder1970

    My favorites are I M LIVID & My Mom can lick your Dad too 😉😂

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    1. Herb Avatar
      Herb

      lol!

      Reply
  3. ellie894 Avatar
    ellie894

    I think I have a replica of that Cabinet!😄

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    1. Herb Avatar
      Herb

      I’m still working on mine, too. 😆

      Reply
  4. Jim Borden Avatar
    Jim Borden

    some classics there, thanks for sharing. they all got a laugh from me. the last one took me a second or two… 🙂

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    1. Herb Avatar
      Herb

      I always wind up digging a worse hole for myself, lol.

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      1. Jim Borden Avatar
        Jim Borden

        as long as you’re not stuck in that hole for too long 🙂

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  5. dumbestblogger Avatar
    dumbestblogger

    When in doubt keep digging.

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    1. Herb Avatar
      Herb

      There’s nothing else to do in some cases.

      Reply
  6. AJMcGregor Avatar
    AJMcGregor

    I’m feeling kind of stupid. I don’t understand what’s funny in the last one. Sigh.

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    1. Herb Avatar
      Herb

      The husband said, “your sighs” and she heard, “your size.” He dug himself a hole he couldn’t get out of.

      Reply
  7. achme24gmailcom Avatar
    achme24gmailcom

    Oh my

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    1. Herb Avatar
      Herb

      Oh your!

      Reply
  8. Mr. Ohh's Sideways View Avatar
    Mr. Ohh’s Sideways View

    Herb Hrerb Herb I smelled a couple of those from here. They are so bad they were great.
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    Saturday laughter is the best

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    1. Herb Avatar
      Herb

      Well, I tried to warn…No, I didn’t. Hahahahaha!

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      1. Mr. Ohh's Sideways View Avatar
        Mr. Ohh’s Sideways View

        Thanks for the laughs 🤣😂🤣

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  9. Garfield Hug Avatar
    Garfield Hug

    I had a good laugh! Thanks for a light hearted moment.

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    1. Herb Avatar
      Herb

      Yay!

      Reply
  10. J P Avatar
    J P

    Loved the IKEA joke. No matter how carefully he chooses, he will surely end up with a couple of leftover nuts.

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    1. Herb Avatar
      Herb

      Such is the way with politics…😆

      Reply

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