Herb’s Blog, Herbdate 22580 – 893
Here’s the haps:
There are a lot of things going on in life at the moment that are very distracting. As I get permission I will likely share some with you. I have been enjoying meeting everyone here and I am becoming addicted to the little “You are on such and such a day streak” buttons, too. Since it’s Thursday and I used to have a habit of doing something pun and interesting on Thursdays and calling it “Throw It Back Thursday” I thought I would dig in the archives for a little humor. What‽ I heard that! Who said, “Very little, Herb‽” Well! Anyway, a few fossils I have resurrected for your perusing pleasure follow.
Oh, what happened when I adopted a cross between a werewolf and the Loch Ness Monster? Well, let’s just say I’m trying to raise a were-ness.
The CEO of Ikea was recently elected prime minister of Sweden.
What’s he doing now?
He’s still assembling his cabinet.
I can’t remember how to write the Roman Numerals for 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500.
I M LIVID
There were only two podiatrists in our small town and they just could not get along. They were arch-rivals.
My dad can lick your dad!
Big deal. So can my mom.
And finally, beware of the English language:
Husband: What’s wrong, dear?
Wife: What makes you think something’s wrong?
Husband: Your sighs