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An oldy from about 10 years ago. A sad but untrue tale of unpaid attention to detail.

“How long have you been driving without a tail light?” asked the policeman after pulling over a motorist. The driver jumped out, ran to the rear of his car, and gave a long, painful groan. He started to cry and he seemed so upset that the cop was moved to ease up on him a bit. “Come on, now,” he said, “You don’t have to take it so hard. It isn’t that serious.” “It isn’t?” cried the motorist. “Then you know what happened to my boat and trailer?”

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12 responses to “Blogging A – Z Challenge 2022: N is for No Tail Light Or Nothing Is New Especially Not This Post”

  1. LAMarcom Avatar
    LAMarcom

    “Then you know what happened to my boat and trailer?”

    LMFAO!

    Reply
  2. haoyando Avatar
    haoyando

    Haha, no wonder he is crying so hard. Oh, poor guy. Hope he can still find his trailer and boat.

    Reply
  3. Jacqui Murray Avatar
    Jacqui Murray

    That’s hilarious. Never heard it before.

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    1. Herb Avatar
      Herb

      That always makes me feel good.

      Reply
  4. Amber Avatar
    Amber

    Oh my….

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    1. Herb Avatar
      Herb

      Oh your…

      Reply
  5. Chel Owens Avatar
    Chel Owens

    😀 I haven’t heard this one.

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    1. Herb Avatar
      Herb

      I’m glad. I gues everything old is new again, lol.

      Reply
  6. dumbestblogger Avatar
    dumbestblogger

    Lolz.

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    1. Herb Avatar
      Herb

      Thankz.

      Reply
  7. J P Avatar
    J P

    This one is new to me too. Things coming off without a hitch isn’t always a good thing .

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    1. Herb Avatar
      Herb

      🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣

      Reply

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