It Tastes Just Like Chicken!

It Tastes Just Like Chicken!

Herb May 7, 2021

Herb’s Blog, Herbdate 22371 – 833:

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The toddler wanted to have dinosaur meat for lunch. Since getting fresh dinosaur meat is such a process and I had to get ready for work, I decided to cop out and go to the grocery store and get some. The employee was very helpful and showed me several varieties. I took the package with the whole grain breading on assorted T-Rex, Brontosaur, and Stegosaur cutlets. You know how people are always saying this or that tastes like chicken? Well, surprisingly this dinosaur meat tasted like chicken.

21 thoughts on “It Tastes Just Like Chicken!

  1. My grand father used to talk about huinting the dinosaurs. We all believed him hor a while. Now you know how I turned out the way I did. Here’s hoping yours are smarter
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  2. “assorted T-Rex, Brontosaur, and Stegosaur cutlets”. LOL That’s funny. I once went with a friend to Rutgers University campus to taste their crocodile sandwich, but it doesn’t taste that good. Too stringy almost like eating a waist belt. LOL.

  3. Likely a better choice than the cavemen asking for chicken and then saying Hmmm, Tastes like Dinosaur” Good one Herb. Allan

  4. You know what, when I had a crocodile burger in Australia it actually did taste like a weird, slimy slightly spicy chicken. Dinosaurs can’t be far off then

    1. lol, thanks. People seem to say that about a lot of things, though, don’t they? “I’ve never had frog legs, what do they taste like?” “Tastes like chicken.”

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