Herb’s Blog, Herbdate 22371 – 833:
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The toddler wanted to have dinosaur meat for lunch. Since getting fresh dinosaur meat is such a process and I had to get ready for work, I decided to cop out and go to the grocery store and get some. The employee was very helpful and showed me several varieties. I took the package with the whole grain breading on assorted T-Rex, Brontosaur, and Stegosaur cutlets. You know how people are always saying this or that tastes like chicken? Well, surprisingly this dinosaur meat tasted like chicken.
That is hysterical. Good job going the extra mile. That story will flourish in family lore.
lol, thanks. People seem to say that about a lot of things, though, don’t they? “I’ve never had frog legs, what do they taste like?” “Tastes like chicken.”
You know what, when I had a crocodile burger in Australia it actually did taste like a weird, slimy slightly spicy chicken. Dinosaurs can’t be far off then
😂That cracked me up because I have heard that and now I have a witness.
Likely a better choice than the cavemen asking for chicken and then saying Hmmm, Tastes like Dinosaur” Good one Herb. Allan
“assorted T-Rex, Brontosaur, and Stegosaur cutlets”. LOL That’s funny. I once went with a friend to Rutgers University campus to taste their crocodile sandwich, but it doesn’t taste that good. Too stringy almost like eating a waist belt. LOL.
Hahahahaha! Maybe it was one tough old rooster!
Ahh dinosaur meat…. Yay!
Yummy to da tummy.
I always thought it was a case of chicken tasting like dinosaur. 😊
I must have gotten that wrong, lol.
Did he catch on? Hmm.. You are a clever granddad.
Oh, they all know about them but it’s still fun to use our imagination.
My grand father used to talk about huinting the dinosaurs. We all believed him hor a while. Now you know how I turned out the way I did. Here’s hoping yours are smarter
Laughter increases your Face value
Oh, that’s great stuff. I might swipe it.
Use it in good health
The last time I saw some in the store it was about 5,000 years past its sell-by date.
lol. Yeah, not necessarily a good idea.