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The toddler wanted to have dinosaur meat for lunch. Since getting fresh dinosaur meat is such a process and I had to get ready for work, I decided to cop out and go to the grocery store and get some. The employee was very helpful and showed me several varieties. I took the package with the whole grain breading on assorted T-Rex, Brontosaur, and Stegosaur cutlets. You know how people are always saying this or that tastes like chicken? Well, surprisingly this dinosaur meat tasted like chicken.