Rejecting the Rejection

This is another one (not the cartoon) from GCFL but I really think I’m going to send it out somewhere.

Letter of Rejection of Rejection Letter

Dear [Interviewer’s Name]:

Thank you for your letter of _.

After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment with your firm. This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

Despite [Firm’s Name]’s outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet with my needs at this time. Therefore, I will initiate employment with your firm immediately following graduation. I look forward to seeing you then.

Best of luck in rejecting future candidates.

Sincerely,

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