I am really sorry I haven’t been around for a while. I have been “sleeping in” until 4 or even 4:30 and so have barely even gotten to my e-mail. It is hard to write updates when the house is full of people. The laptop is officially dead and while Bro. G. may be able to perform a miracle, it depends on if he can find a new mother board for my cheap, off-brand, so the only time I have to write when I can think at the same time is back to the mornings. If I sleep in, well, that gets to be a problem.

I will try to get back into the old routine, however and come back to it. I have many things to say and many stories to tell. I will have to tell you about my adventures searching for a prism to teach the lesson of Noah and introduce you to my pet rock, Rocky, who was the rock that was in David’s sling when he slew the giant. I have a story about galoshes almost completed from my retail days and I am about to explode at not having time to expose the bald-faced hypocritical lies of the loony-liberal-far-left-extremists, including crybaby Clinton’s bare-facing it and imploding in an interview. I heard it and it was the most un-presidential behavior I have ever seen in my life. Besides, doesn’t he realize that you can look things up on the Internet that his former VP invented and find out the truth? I don’t think even Jimmy Carter has been as un-presidential. I have just about given up on my resolution to “love a liberal.” I think I can like a few moderate ones socially, so perhaps I have kept the spirit of it, but so much of their claptrap is just ill-conceived, pessimistic incoherent blatherings.

I also have pictures to scan and pictures to add to the gallery. Douglas is almost 6 months old and even though he hasn’t quite gotten the “left-leg then right-leg/left-hand then right-hand” thing of crawling down completely but he can scootch anywhere he wants to. Savannah and Boston are still partners-in-crime and have to really be watched when the other is eating. Lol. I don’t think Boston’s food is that tasty, myself.

I am still considering moving from Blogdrive, but if I do I will let you all know. Thanks to everyone that comes to check up on me so faithfully. www.statcounter.comhas been wonderfully recording your visits to check up on me. I will be back making rounds again, also, as soon as I start back getting up when I should.

I was going to start a local chapter of the procrastinator’s club…

Remember, the Good Book says, “And David put his hand in his bag, and took thence a stone, and slang it, and smote the Philistine in his forehead, that the stone sunk into his forehead; and he fell upon his face to the earth. So David prevailed over the Philistine with a sling and with a stone, and smote the Philistine, and slew him; but there was no sword in the hand of David.”