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Happy Memeingful Mother’s Day

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Happy Mother’s Day wishes to all of you moms out there. Hopefully, a little humor to brighten an already nice morning. (Dads and kids, steal one or more of these and turn them into an email card for that important person you forgot until just now. You’re welcome.)


The restaurant chain, Outback Steakhouse, came out with this radio ad in, I think, 2010 which became an unforgettable earworm. I think it’s because whoever wrote it had an understanding of it.

No one ever loves you like your Mum, Mum.
Everything we owe, we owe to Mum, Mum. ‘We owe to Mum!’
Even when she whacks you on the bum, Mum.
Mum’s the word and so the word is Mum. ‘That’s me, Mum!’
‘Come on Bruce!’
For Mother’s Day a year is fine for some, Mum.
But we know our mother’s job is never done, Mum. ‘It’s never done!’
You will always be our number one, Mum.
Mum’s the word and so the word is Mum. ‘That’s me, Mum!’















Comments

14 responses to “Happy Memeingful Mother’s Day”

  1. KK Avatar
    KK

    A very beautiful post for this day! Love it. Happy Mother’s Day 🎉🎉💐💐

  2. Geoff Stamper Avatar

    I have gained weight on that diet of eating everything my grandchildren don’t finish! Always a pleasure to visit your site, Herb.

    1. Herb Avatar

      Depending on which one it is I can often say, “Don’t get rid of that! Give it to your dad to finish.” 😁

      1. Geoff Stamper Avatar

        Thanks for the tip. That might help!

        1. Herb Avatar

          😁

  3. Phil Strawn Avatar

    An appropriate post Herb. I remember all those motherly sayings from my childhood, and I survived them all. Getting your butt busted with a piece of tupperware made a lasting impression on me. I had the logo on my bottom for days. I sure miss my Mother, especially today.

    1. Herb Avatar

      We need more like that, for sure.

  4. dumbestblogger Avatar

    Mmmm Bacon.

    1. Herb Avatar

      Ugh! Bacon good!

  5. colinmcqueen Avatar

    😂😂😂

  6. J P Avatar

    I love the top one. Our moms knew who was the boss, and it wasn’t we kids. And who’d a thunk it, but it turned out to be a way to raise decent, respectful people.

    1. Herb Avatar

      That is so true.

  7. haoyando Avatar

    Wonderful mother’s day jokes. Love all of them. Mothers really work hard…

    1. Herb Avatar

      They really do.

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