Slovenia is a country that is quite a bit smaller than Colorado and shaped like a chicken, running. What? No. Really. Look:
Velika Planina is one of many potential destinations when visiting here. It is a green plateau dotted with herder’s cottages which are still used by cowherds who stay through the summer with their flocks. Nearby, you can rent a cottage that is similar. You can get fresh cow’s milk and a thing they call Love Cheese. For a better description of what is there and for beautiful pictures (including supermodel cows) I would suggest you read Petra’s post, Velika Planina.
Likelihood of this happening within the next year: 0%
Likelihood of this happening in my lifetime (Lord willing, of course): 85%
Likelihood of running into someone I know or met on the Internet: 95%