The Origin Of Pets – Or Not

The Origin Of Pets – Or Not

Herb August 31, 2020

Herb’s blog, Herbdate 22123-694:

I had been cruising along with my daily blogging fairly well, scheduling posts ahead of time, then I got hit by a truck and now I have fallen behind. Well, I am still maintaining my streak and my commitment so I guess I’m not really behind. There’s a lot of phone calling to be done and then going and getting the stuff out of the PT. I’m going to wait to write too much more or post any pics because it seems likely I will have to employ an attorney and I don’t know how much “radio silence” I’m supposed to maintain. So, just for the time being, I will say again how thankful I am that it wasn’t nearly as bad as it could have been and I thank God for that.


The Origin Of Pets

Adam and Eve said, “Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you anymore. We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us to remember how much you love us.”

And God said, “No problem! I will create a companion for you that will be with you forever and who will be a reflection of my love for you so that you will love me even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable, you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourselves.”

And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve. And it was a good animal. And God was pleased. And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and he wagged his tail. And Adam said, “Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal.”

And God said, “No problem. Because I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own name, and you will call him DOG.”

And Dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion to them and loved them. And they were comforted. And God was pleased. And Dog was content and wagged his tail.

After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and said, “Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with pride. They strut and preen like peacocks and they believe they are worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught them that they are loved, but perhaps too well.”

And God said, “No problem! I will create for them a companion who will be with them forever and who will see them as they are. The companion will remind them of their limitations, so they will know that they are not always worthy of adoration.”

And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve. And Cat would not obey them. And when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat’s eyes, they were reminded that they were not the supreme beings.

And Adam and Eve learned humility. And they were greatly improved. And God was pleased. And Dog was happy. And Cat didn’t care one way or the other.

12 thoughts on “The Origin Of Pets – Or Not

  1. When were you hit by a truck? Were you in a vehicle yourself? I’m so sorry! Is the “Origin of Pets” your original work or something you’re sharing from someone else? I’m thinking it’s yours. It’s wonderful! Downright inspired!

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