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New Year, New You – Or, Er, Not

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Well, the year 2024 is about a week old and here I am, looking back over things I promised myself last year and the year before that, ad infinitum. But this year will be different. This year I am going to set goals I know I can reach:

Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow.
Gain weight.
Read less.
Get in a whole NEW rut!
Personal goal: Don’t bring back disco.
Create loose ends.
Get more toys.
Spread out priorities beyond the ability to keep track of them.
Focus on the faults of others.
Mope about my own faults.
Never make New Year’s resolutions again.




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31 responses to “New Year, New You – Or, Er, Not”

  1. Sandee Avatar

    Great list of things one can actually do. You made me laugh out loud.

    Have a fabulous day. 🙂

    1. Herb Avatar

      Happy to be of service, lol.

  2. Jacqui Murray Avatar

    Sent the squirrel meme around. Lots of laughs over here.

    1. Herb Avatar

      Every time I read it I still laugh like it’s brand new.

  3. Carl D'Agostino Avatar

    I’m already on a roll. My labwork from Friday came back. My A1C went from 7.3 to 7.2 !

    1. Herb Avatar

      There ya go! 😁

  4. colinmcqueen Avatar

    A wonderful (and worthy) set of goals that I hope you will allow me to share…

    1. Herb Avatar

      Please feel free!

  5. C.A. Post Avatar

    I did NOT know that about squirrels! THANX for the warning‼️🤠

    1. Herb Avatar

      😂🤣

  6. dumbestblogger Avatar

    I have never lit a squirrel on fire.

    1. Herb Avatar

      I never have, either. I think you’d have to be kind of squirrely to do that.

      1. dumbestblogger Avatar

        I agree.

  7. Geoff Stamper Avatar

    Now I cannot wait for 2025. You gave me terrific Resolutions to borrow.

    1. Herb Avatar

      Wow, procrastinating until next year‽‽‽ that’s pretty good!

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    Anonymous

    Have a wonderful day.

    1. Herb Avatar

      Thank you!

  9. John Avatar

    Your resolutions sound almost exactly like my own.

    1. Herb Avatar

      lol. Easier to keep!

  10. Mr. Ohh's Sideways View Avatar

    LOve the resolutions. However ther trick is to set the squirrel before you put it in your mouth, Also add a bit of BBQ sauce. Yummy 🤣🙃😎

    1. Herb Avatar

      😂🤣😂

  11. MichaelStephenWills Avatar

    Another great collection of corny memes. Thanks Herb. Good luck with those resolutions.

    1. Herb Avatar

      Thanks. I think I can make it this year, lol.

  12. Sarah Angleton Avatar

    I keep meaning to get better at procrastination.

    1. Herb Avatar

      There’s always tomorrow.

  13. Anuran & Sayoni Avatar

    Humours and so wholesome

    1. Herb Avatar

      Thank you. I try to keep it clean.

  14. Petra Avatar

    Those sound like extremely achievable goals! Also, happy 2024

    1. Herb Avatar

      Thank you! You too.

  15. J P Avatar

    This is the best list of resolutions I have seen! I will personally resolve to not smoke a single squirrel. Especially when Camels are so much more docile when afire in the mouth.

    1. Herb Avatar

      😂🤣🤣😂

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