New Year, New You – Or, Er, Not

Herb’s Blog, Herbdate 23346 – 1188

Here’s The Haps:

Well, the year 2024 is about a week old and here I am, looking back over things I promised myself last year and the year before that, ad infinitum. But this year will be different. This year I am going to set goals I know I can reach:

Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow.
Gain weight.
Read less.
Get in a whole NEW rut!
Personal goal: Don’t bring back disco.
Create loose ends.
Get more toys.
Spread out priorities beyond the ability to keep track of them.
Focus on the faults of others.
Mope about my own faults.
Never make New Year’s resolutions again.


  1. This is the best list of resolutions I have seen! I will personally resolve to not smoke a single squirrel. Especially when Camels are so much more docile when afire in the mouth.

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