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A Two Year Old With Great Rubber Chicken Fashion Sense

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Everyone needs a rubber chicken. One of the most useful items on my desk, it is a great inspiration. This one’s name is Ralph. Ralph Rubberchicken. He has been a great friend and boon companion. He is also a good listener. He is also a friend, playmate, and companion to several of my grandchildren. My 2-year-old granddaughter said, “He needs Papa’s boots.” And so:

A 2-year-old with a good fashion sense!


19 responses to “A Two Year Old With Great Rubber Chicken Fashion Sense”

  1. Jacqui Murray Avatar

    What the heck does one use a rubber chicken for? You can’t eat it…

    1. Herb Avatar

      * GASP! * Oh my…I may have to do a post about it. I just thought that everyone has a rubber chicken. I’m sorry. I’m forgetting my manners. Thank you for your comment and the idea for another post.

  2. John Avatar

    If you take that chicken by the neck with one hand and the feet with the other and pull real hard, you can see him a little longer.

    1. Herb Avatar


  3. Geoff Stamper Avatar

    I was doing so well avoiding nonce but it got me again. I thought you were not going to keep posting daily!

    1. Herb Avatar

      I’m really sorry about the nonce nonsense. I thought I was, too, but two-year-olds…

  4. ren Avatar

    agreed … he looks good in the boots!

    1. Herb Avatar


  5. dumbestblogger Avatar

    Well done!

    1. Herb Avatar

      Makes him more handsome and manly, I think. 😁

      1. dumbestblogger Avatar

        I agree.

  6. Tony Laplume Avatar

    Do you live in a Coca Cola museum?

    1. Herb Avatar

      Hahaha! Well, I have a collection of Coca-Cola stuff. I’ve loved it for a long time. Not quite museum status yet, though.

  7. Bruce Goodman Avatar

    My rubber chicken crossed the road and now I’m feeling featherless.

    1. Herb Avatar

      But did he make it to the other side?

  8. Mr. Ohh's Sideways View Avatar

    If i were you I’d get him a smaller pair. 🤣😎🙃

    1. Herb Avatar


  9. J P Avatar

    I never knew that I needed a rubber chicken, but now I do. But I can’t decide on a name – should it be Harlan (as in Sanders) or Harvey (as in Firestone)?

    1. Herb Avatar

      Well, the nice thing about a rubber chicken is that it doesn’t get too attached to its name so you could easily use both. I just got my emotional support rubber chicken the other day so you may hear more…

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