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New Year’s Day Post – Rudolph’s Wish

Herb’s Blog, Herbdate 22975 – 1052

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Christmas was over. Santa and his reindeer finally had a chance to rest. And they deserved it. They had done a good job.

Rudolph had a chance to do something he had wanted to do for a long time. He made an appointment with a plastic surgeon because he was so sensitive about his looks.

However, it wasn’t his glowing proboscis that he wanted to be changed. He was proud of his nose and the help he had given Santa because of it. No, he was sensitive about his long ears which were much more prominent than the ears of the average reindeer, or beagle, for that matter.

So one week after Christmas, he let the good doctor do the reconstructive surgical procedure, and since that time, January 1st has been celebrated as New Ears Day.


16 responses to “New Year’s Day Post – Rudolph’s Wish”

  1. Garfield Hug Avatar

    🤣🤣🤣👍Happy New Year Herb!!

    1. Herb Avatar

      Thank you. You too.

  2. kagould17 Avatar

    Oy. Happy New Year Herb. Allan

    1. Herb Avatar

      Thank you! You too!

  3. Iseult Murphy Avatar

    Happy New Year!!!

    1. Herb Avatar

      Thank you. You as well!

  4. AJMcGregor Avatar

    This one definitely made me groan! Happy New Year, Herb. I hope it’s a good one for your family.

    1. Herb Avatar

      Yay! Thank you. And you as well.

  5. C.A. Post Avatar

    ❤️&🙏, c.a.

    1. Herb Avatar

      Yay! Thank you!

  6. Amber Avatar

    Ugh! 😫

    1. Herb Avatar

      Thank you. You reaction has made my day.

  7. Mr. Ohh's Sideways View Avatar

    Well then Happy new ear. Jokes come and go, but a bad pun will stay the same color. That means it will never dye.

    1. Herb Avatar


  8. J P Avatar

    Happy (belated) New Ears Day to you too. Are you going to be Blitzen us with bad jokes for 2023? I hope so.

    1. Herb Avatar

      LOL! I hope so, too!

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