(This post was scheduled for this Herbdate for 3/8/21 at 10:00 pm but when I went on the dashboard it just said, “Schedule Missed” and nothing else. Sorry.) Herb’s Blog, Herbdate 22312 – 795:

Here’s the haps:

So, I am on the mend and feeling pretty not-too-awful. I was able to drink coffee this morning and eat a jimmy Dean Stuffed Hash Brown which was a good start. Thank you all for the kind words and prayers. I’m still not hittin’ on all eight but I am definitely feeling so much better. I will leave you with this:

Jobs:

Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers as boys in a schoolyard are oft-times wont to do. The first boy says, “My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, they give him $50.” The second boy says, “That’s nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a song, they give him $100.” The third boy says, “I got you both beat. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon, and it takes eight people to collect all the money!”