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Feelin’ A Lot Better But Not Quite Feelin’ Groovy – Throw It Back Thursday On A Mudgeonly Monday

(This post was scheduled for this Herbdate for 3/8/21 at 10:00 pm but when I went on the dashboard it just said, “Schedule Missed” and nothing else. Sorry.) Herb’s Blog, Herbdate 22312 – 795:

Here’s the haps:

So, I am on the mend and feeling pretty not-too-awful. I was able to drink coffee this morning and eat a jimmy Dean Stuffed Hash Brown which was a good start. Thank you all for the kind words and prayers. I’m still not hittin’ on all eight but I am definitely feeling so much better. I will leave you with this:

Jobs:

Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers as boys in a schoolyard are oft-times wont to do. The first boy says, “My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, they give him $50.” The second boy says, “That’s nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a song, they give him $100.” The third boy says, “I got you both beat. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon, and it takes eight people to collect all the money!”

Comments

19 responses to “Feelin’ A Lot Better But Not Quite Feelin’ Groovy – Throw It Back Thursday On A Mudgeonly Monday”

  1. CARL R D'Agostino Avatar

    Is that dinner for all 8 ?

    1. Herb Avatar

      Lol. Good question.

  2. colinmcqueen Avatar

    ‘Hittin’ on all eight’ – I really like that. You know I’m gonna steal it sometime? Pleased you’re at least up to seven.

    1. Herb Avatar

      lol. You can use it all you want. I think it may be a colloquialism from where I’m from because said it all the time for both mental and physical health. “He ain’t hittin’ on all eight.”

  3. dumbestblogger Avatar

    These days it’s hard to find a car with eight cylinders.

    1. Herb Avatar

      lol, that’s true. But I never heard anyone say, “He ain’t hittin’ on all four today.”

      1. dumbestblogger Avatar

        Yeah. It just doesn’t have the same ring.

  4. Beverly Avatar
    Beverly

    So glad you are feeling better each day.

    1. Herb Avatar

      Thanks!

      1. Beverly Avatar
        Beverly

        You’re welcome!

  5. Amber Avatar
    Amber

    No bueno

    1. Herb Avatar

      nope

  6. Tony Laplume Avatar

    It’s interesting the process of getting better. Sometimes it doesn’t seem like it’s even happening. Happily, the last cold I had wasn’t so bad.

    1. Herb Avatar

      This didn’t last too long, just a day or two but man, was I sick.

  7. Mr. Ohh's Sideways View Avatar

    Glad you’re feeling better. I didn’t know you had any cylinders? Maybe if you change the oil you’ll feel even better

    Keep laughing, It don’t cost nothing

    1. Herb Avatar

      lol. I will probably do a lot better if I don’t respond to that comment.

      1. Mr. Ohh's Sideways View Avatar

        I guess that would be best

  8. AJMcGregor Avatar

    I’m so glad you’re on the mend. I hope you’re feeling even better soon.

    1. Herb Avatar

      Thank you.

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