Herb’s Blog, Herbdate 22273 – 783:

Here’s the haps:

Dear Fans, Friends, Fiends, Foes, Foundlings, Fashionistas, and Escaped Laboratory Rats,

Greetings, salutations and hi there. I have been feeling puny these last few days and got a test for Covid, which turned out to be positive. Thankfully I haven’t had it nearly as bad as a lot of people I know have, but it has zapped me pretty thoroughly. It was only a matter of time of course before I got it since everyone else had it already. I don’t have much to say at the moment because I am feeling tired and groggy but I didn’t want you to feel abandoned.

I do want to impart some wisdom or something so I must ask the philosophical question that has been on the minds of humanity since, er, well, Earlier today. Not all humanity, really, just my reasonable facsimile of being a human. Anyway, what I want to know is, if you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?