Herb’s Blog, Herbdate 22273 – 783:
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Dear Fans, Friends, Fiends, Foes, Foundlings, Fashionistas, and Escaped Laboratory Rats,
Greetings, salutations and hi there. I have been feeling puny these last few days and got a test for Covid, which turned out to be positive. Thankfully I haven’t had it nearly as bad as a lot of people I know have, but it has zapped me pretty thoroughly. It was only a matter of time of course before I got it since everyone else had it already. I don’t have much to say at the moment because I am feeling tired and groggy but I didn’t want you to feel abandoned.
I do want to impart some wisdom or something so I must ask the philosophical question that has been on the minds of humanity since, er, well, Earlier today. Not all humanity, really, just my reasonable facsimile of being a human. Anyway, what I want to know is, if you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?
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Keeping you and your family in prayer.
We really appreciate it.
Get well soon!
Thanks. I’m getting there.
It is never as far away as we think …
Thanks! That’s very encouraging. I didn’t get it too bad.
I do hope you’re feeling better by the time you read this. I hope your daughter is feeling better too. Prayers for sure.
Daughter has improved but still needs physical therapy and has to make decisions about her course of treatment. I haven’t been as sick as everyone else, so that’s a blessing.
I’ve only just caught up with you and the dreaded lurgy. Glad it’s not getting you put in a box – just yet. Get well soon Herb. Get onto federal property asap as your president has issued an edict that on Federal Property it is not the Wuhan or Chinese virus. One couldn’t wish for a faster cure.
lol. I will endeavour to hasten my recovery time. Fortunately I live in an are with five military installations within 30 miles so I can merely have Covid-19.
Sorry you got zapped by the virus. Glad it’s been a minor case!
Thanks. Me too, for sure.
No idea
It’s a joke.
Be well and as to the answer to your question The last time i was at the apple store I bought apples
Seek Laughter in all things
Thank you. That’s the kind of apples I use, too.
Feel better! If you steal something from the App store online you’re an IMatey!
Thanks!
Arrgh! They took the good stuff off the app store.
Is it gold?
Yes, I think it was kept in the parler.
I’m glad that the rules of society don’t apply to monopolies, it would be so unfair to them.
Ha! Ain’t it the truth, even. It’s pretty twisted. But censorship usually is. But it’s okay, I guess, if a monopoly does it because they only have our best interests at heart, I’m sure.
Of course!
All ther best for a quick recovery, Herb. If all the corneas and their pupils went to a dance, would that be an iBall? 😉
HAHAHAHA!!! That’s a great one. Thanks for making me laugh out loud.
feel Better Herb and I’ll take the pudding if you have extra!❤️
lol! Thank you!
🤣❤️❤️❤️❤️
Get well soon Herb
Thank you, Colin, I will do my best.
I’ll keep you in prayer Herb, I’ve been through this and it’s not fun. I really pray it won’t last long. Love your joke by the way!😀😺🌞
lol. Thanks Steve, I sure appreciate it.
You’re welcome.
Praying you are healed quickly, sir. God bless you.
Thank you so very much! I appreciate it.
Prayers 🙏 for a speedy recovery… 🍎📱🍏
Thank you so much!
Hope you are feeling better and it’s a mild case…
iLove your little pun. Get well very soon.
iThank you.
Get well soon
Get well soon! Maybe they’ll make an isick app 😂
I’d prefer and iBetter app, 😆
Ahahahaah I think it would make you an iWitness!!
Get well soon, Herb.
Love the opening sentences!
Thanks!
Take good care! 🙏 Yes indeed I think that would make one an iWitness 🍎🍏😊
lol. Thanks.