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Dear Fans, Friends, Fiends, Foes, Foundlings, Fashionistas, and Escaped Laboratory Rats,

Greetings, salutations and hi there. I have been feeling puny these last few days and got a test for Covid, which turned out to be positive. Thankfully I haven’t had it nearly as bad as a lot of people I know have, but it has zapped me pretty thoroughly. It was only a matter of time of course before I got it since everyone else had it already. I don’t have much to say at the moment because I am feeling tired and groggy but I didn’t want you to feel abandoned.

I do want to impart some wisdom or something so I must ask the philosophical question that has been on the minds of humanity since, er, well, Earlier today. Not all humanity, really, just my reasonable facsimile of being a human. Anyway, what I want to know is, if you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?


47 responses to “iSick”

  1. ellie894 Avatar

    Take good care! 🙏 Yes indeed I think that would make one an iWitness 🍎🍏😊

    1. Herb Avatar

      lol. Thanks.

  2. peanutbuttersandwiches_ Avatar

    Ahahahaah I think it would make you an iWitness!!
    Get well soon, Herb.
    Love the opening sentences!

    1. Herb Avatar


  3. Petra Avatar

    Get well soon! Maybe they’ll make an isick app 😂

    1. Herb Avatar

      I’d prefer and iBetter app, 😆

  4. Paul Avatar

    Get well soon

  5. swabby429 Avatar

    iLove your little pun. Get well very soon.

    1. Herb Avatar

      iThank you.

  6. Lisa Mae ❤️ Avatar

    Prayers 🙏 for a speedy recovery… 🍎📱🍏

    1. Herb Avatar

      Thank you so much!

      1. Lisa Mae ❤️ Avatar

        Hope you are feeling better and it’s a mild case…

  7. Ryan Callahan Avatar

    Praying you are healed quickly, sir. God bless you.

    1. Herb Avatar

      Thank you so very much! I appreciate it.

  8. stevescountry Avatar

    I’ll keep you in prayer Herb, I’ve been through this and it’s not fun. I really pray it won’t last long. Love your joke by the way!😀😺🌞

    1. Herb Avatar

      lol. Thanks Steve, I sure appreciate it.

      1. stevescountry Avatar

        You’re welcome.

  9. colinmcqueen Avatar

    Get well soon Herb

    1. Herb Avatar

      Thank you, Colin, I will do my best.

  10. Cindy Georgakas Avatar

    feel Better Herb and I’ll take the pudding if you have extra!❤️

    1. Herb Avatar

      lol! Thank you!

      1. Cindy Georgakas Avatar


  11. Doug Jacquier Avatar

    All ther best for a quick recovery, Herb. If all the corneas and their pupils went to a dance, would that be an iBall? 😉

    1. Herb Avatar

      HAHAHAHA!!! That’s a great one. Thanks for making me laugh out loud.

  12. dumbestblogger Avatar

    Feel better! If you steal something from the App store online you’re an IMatey!

    1. Herb Avatar

      Arrgh! They took the good stuff off the app store.

      1. dumbestblogger Avatar

        Is it gold?

        1. Herb Avatar

          Yes, I think it was kept in the parler.

          1. dumbestblogger Avatar

            I’m glad that the rules of society don’t apply to monopolies, it would be so unfair to them.

            1. Herb Avatar

              Ha! Ain’t it the truth, even. It’s pretty twisted. But censorship usually is. But it’s okay, I guess, if a monopoly does it because they only have our best interests at heart, I’m sure.

              1. dumbestblogger Avatar

                Of course!

  13. Mr. Ohh's Sideways View Avatar

    Be well and as to the answer to your question The last time i was at the apple store I bought apples

    Seek Laughter in all things

    1. Herb Avatar

      Thank you. That’s the kind of apples I use, too.

  14. achme24gmailcom Avatar

    No idea

    1. Herb Avatar

      It’s a joke.

  15. Tony Laplume Avatar

    Sorry you got zapped by the virus. Glad it’s been a minor case!

    1. Herb Avatar

      Thanks. Me too, for sure.

  16. Bruce Goodman Avatar

    I’ve only just caught up with you and the dreaded lurgy. Glad it’s not getting you put in a box – just yet. Get well soon Herb. Get onto federal property asap as your president has issued an edict that on Federal Property it is not the Wuhan or Chinese virus. One couldn’t wish for a faster cure.

    1. Herb Avatar

      lol. I will endeavour to hasten my recovery time. Fortunately I live in an are with five military installations within 30 miles so I can merely have Covid-19.

  17. AJMcGregor Avatar

    I do hope you’re feeling better by the time you read this. I hope your daughter is feeling better too. Prayers for sure.

    1. Herb Avatar

      Daughter has improved but still needs physical therapy and has to make decisions about her course of treatment. I haven’t been as sick as everyone else, so that’s a blessing.

  18. bekitschig Avatar

    Get well soon!

    1. Herb Avatar

      Thanks. I’m getting there.

      1. bekitschig Avatar

        It is never as far away as we think …

        1. Herb Avatar

          Thanks! That’s very encouraging. I didn’t get it too bad.

  19. Tangie Avatar

    Keeping you and your family in prayer.

    1. Herb Avatar

      We really appreciate it.

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