A Quick Rerun on NaBloPoMo #5

Herb’s Blog, Herbdate 23284 – 1169

Here’s the haps:

A quick and easy one from the archives. When I read it again, I laughed again so hopefully you will get a smile today, too.

Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers. The
first boy says, “My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he
calls it a poem, they give him $50.”

The second boy says, “That’s nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words
on a piece of paper, he calls it a song, they give him $100.”

The third boy says, “I got you both beat. My Dad scribbles a few
words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon. And it takes eight
people to collect all the money!”