Blogdrive’s Spellcheck

This is an old piece, but I am having trouble with the little dingus that sticks into the laptop to charge it up, so by the time I read everyone’s blog’s this morning I didn’t have any time to update. So, we will sea how well Blogdrive’s spell chequer does.
Eye Halve A Spelling Chequer
Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.
Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.
Sauce Unknown
Here is the “fixed-up” version:
This is an old piece, but I am having trouble with the little dingus that sticks into the laptop to charge it up, so by the time I read everyone’s bloc’s this morning I didn’t have any time to update. So, we will sea how well Baldric’s spell checker does.
Eye Halve A Spelling Checker
Eye halve a spelling checker
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.
Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My checker tolled me sew.
Sauce Unknown