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Feelin’ A Lot Better But Not Quite Feelin’ Groovy – Throw It Back Thursday On A Mudgeonly Monday

March 8, 2021 Herb 19

(This post was scheduled for this Herbdate for 3/8/21 at 10:00 pm but when I went on the dashboard it just said, “Schedule Missed” and nothing else. Sorry.) Herb’s Blog, Herbdate 22312 – 795: Here’s the haps: So, I am on the mend Continue Reading[...]

No Snappy Title Here

March 5, 2021 Herb 10

Herb’s Blog, Herbdate 22309 – 793: Here’s the haps:

Thank You For Visiting Me. Goodnight.

March 3, 2021 Herb 20

Herb’s Blog, Herbdate 22307 – 791: Here’s the haps: I went and got the glasses fixed today. They’ve really made a big difference, I found out. My wife describes it as someone taking a dirty, warped windowpane out and putting in a clean, Continue Reading[...]

Please Don’t Eat The Daisies and Please Don’t Buy The Roses – A Flowery Fiendish Conspiracy (Just In Time To Save Valentine’s Day)

February 13, 2021 Herb 34

Herb’s Blog, Herbdate 22289 – 786: Here’s the haps: Dearly Beloved Fans, Friends, Fiends, Foundlings and Fortunate (or Un) Creatures who may have stumbled up this blog, Greetings! Salutations! Hi there! Apologies for not getting here sooner. If I don’t have the Continue Reading[...]

Dear Telephone Solicitor Wanting Business With Me, No, My Call Is NOT Important To You Or You’d Answer The Phone OR Don’t Call Us, Child, We’ll Call You

January 30, 2021 Herb 27

Herb’s Blog, Herbdate 22275 – 784: Here’s the haps: I am old-fashioned about a lot of things. We live in a society today of rudeness and telephones are one of the worst places for lacking manners. And it isn’t just that people Continue Reading[...]

iSick

January 28, 2021 Herb 47

Herb’s Blog, Herbdate 22273 – 783: Here’s the haps: Dear Fans, Friends, Fiends, Foes, Foundlings, Fashionistas, and Escaped Laboratory Rats, Greetings, salutations and hi there. I have been feeling puny these last few days and got a test for Covid, which turned Continue Reading[...]

Art Vegan – Health Inspector

January 21, 2021 Herb 9

Herb’s Blog, Herbdate 22266 – 782: Here’s the haps: “Not again!” Art Vegan was really, really annoyed. His job as health inspector left so much room for jokes on his name that he was very touchy about it. “Hey, Art! What do Continue Reading[...]

Word Press Algorithm Writing Prompts

January 16, 2021 Herb 23

Herb’s Blog, Herbdate 22261 – 780: Here’s the haps: I recently started following the blog of an author and poet named Chel Owens at a site called, strangely enough, chelowens.com. I haven’t read all of her stuff yet but I have liked Continue Reading[...]

One Drug Lord Changed His Whole Country Forever And Where IS Rowdy Yates When You Need Him?

January 14, 2021 Herb 6

Herb’s Blog, Herbdate 22259 – 779: Here’s the haps: “One hippopotamiCannot get on a busBecause one hippopotamiIs two hippopotamus” Allan Sherman I thought I would do something serious for a change and talk about a real issue that a lot of people Continue Reading[...]

A Blogiquette Question

January 9, 2021 Herb 34

Herb’s Blog, Herbdate 22254 – 777: Here’s the haps: Some of my readers have been with me for the long haul and some have just started following me. Some are very modern and up-to-the-minute on all things internet and others, well, maybe Continue Reading[...]

I Just Really Love Cold Water

January 7, 2021 Herb 20

Before anything else, I’d just like to say I want to cancel my subscription to 2021. I’ve experienced the seven-day free trial and I’m not interested. Herb’s Blog, Herbdate 22252 – 776: Here’s the haps: As I have been thinking about this Continue Reading[...]

A Cheesy Post With A Piece Of The Cheese Thief’s Childhood?

December 11, 2020 Herb 10

Herb’s Blog, Herbdate 22225 – 769: Here’s the haps: Many of you know that I have numerous grandchildren who have adopted me and that I have a large number of daughters who have done the same. Some ask my advice and listen Continue Reading[...]