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I Must Reprimand The Chauffeur – The Warranties Are Expired‽

Herb’s Blog, Herbdate 22628 – 936

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I have found a way that worked for a week or two getting the car warranty people to leave me be. I went through the recording and got to the part where I could talk to a live person. I then told the representative that I was confused. “I have two cars and I wonder which one it is that the warranty has lapsed on.” “Oh, you have two cars?” You could hear the “Cha-ching!” in his voice. “Yes. Is the problem with the Rolls or the Bentley?” Loud click. I didn’t get a call for almost two weeks.



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21 responses to “I Must Reprimand The Chauffeur – The Warranties Are Expired‽”

  1. achme24gmailcom Avatar

    Yes! Best car ever!

    1. Herb Avatar

      I like it but I can’t drive it. The warranty’s expired.

  2. Tony Laplume Avatar

    Hey, I get these, too!

    1. Herb Avatar

      I don’t know anyone who hasn’t gotten them at least once in a while.

  3. Jim Borden Avatar

    some salespeople are relenltess

    1. Herb Avatar

      Relentless can be ridiculous.

      1. Jim Borden Avatar

        yes, sometimes relentless is a good attribute to have, othertimes not so much…

  4. Bruce Goodman Avatar

    I get emails – reminding me to renew a car warrant for a vehicle I sold 18 years ago!

    1. Herb Avatar

      That’s funny. My daughter gets them in the regular mail for a car she never owned but took to the shop for someone about five years ago.

  5. Geoff Stamper Avatar

    So I shouldn’t be signing up for these warranties?

    1. Herb Avatar

      Maybe for your lower end cars like your Mercedes and your Beamer. Your Lamborghini and Mazeratti should have their own.

  6. Mr. Ohh's Sideways View Avatar

    True story My car is twenty years old. I was angry once so when they called i pressed the button to say yes they asked for the year and make, and I told them. They didn’t believe me so they asked me to speak to a supervisor. She spoke down to me as if I was lying to her and demanded the VIN I told her She got confused and said i didn’t qualify I said i knew the warranty expired 15 years ago!!
    Laugh today You wouldn’t want to miss the chance

    1. Herb Avatar

      Hahahaha! Good one. They deserved it.

      1. Mr. Ohh's Sideways View Avatar

        I love to waste peoples time 😂😂💀

  7. dumbestblogger Avatar

    I heard that when Alexander Graham Bell made the telephone he was still riding around on his T. Rex.

    1. Herb Avatar

      Well, that’s a common misconception. It was his wooly mammoth.

  8. haoyando Avatar

    I think this kind of phone calls have increased a lot for the last two or three years. Now that most of our friends’ call are through social media, the incoming calls are usually the junk calls.

    1. Herb Avatar

      It sure seems that way some days.

  9. J P Avatar

    Why can’t we buy warranty coverage for elected politicians? I would happily sign up.

    1. Herb Avatar

      Hah! There’s an idea.

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