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I Sold That Ugly Suit In The Window

Herb’s Blog, Herbdate 22313 – 796:

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When the store manager returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk’s hand was bandaged, but before he could ask about the bandage, the clerk said he had some very good news for him.
“Guess what, sir?” the clerk said. “I finally sold that terrible, ugly suit we’ve had so long!”
“Do you mean that repulsive pink-and-blue double-breasted thing?” the manager asked.
“That’s the one!”
“That’s great!” the manager cried, “I thought we’d never get rid of that monstrosity! That had to be the ugliest suit we’ve ever had! But tell me. Why is your hand bandaged?”
“Oh,” the clerk replied, “After I sold the guy that suit, his guide dog bit me.”

Well (As I used to tell my kids and now tell my grandkids), it could have happened that way.

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Comments

18 responses to “I Sold That Ugly Suit In The Window”

  1. Chel Owens Avatar

    That is a very well-trained dog!

    1. Herb Avatar

      lol

  2. Beverly Avatar
    Beverly

    😂 Lol. Thanks!

    1. Herb Avatar

      Employee of the year?

      1. Beverly Avatar
        Beverly

        Yep. Lol

  3. Amber Avatar
    Amber

    Oh my no…….

  4. Amber Avatar
    Amber

    Oh my no….. I’d have bit him if I was the dog too…..

    1. Herb Avatar

      Bwahahahahaha

  5. dumbestblogger Avatar

    I would totally wear a pink and blue double breasted suit.

    1. Herb Avatar

      But would you bite the salesman?

      1. dumbestblogger Avatar

        Possibly.

  6. Mr. Ohh's Sideways View Avatar

    I’d bite the salesman if he sold a bad suit to my dog, but that’s just me.

    Keep laughing, It don’t cost nothing

    1. Herb Avatar

      Well, some salesmen deserve to get bit.

      1. Mr. Ohh's Sideways View Avatar

        and so much more

  7. AJMcGregor Avatar

    This definitely made me smile! Very cute!

    1. Herb Avatar

      Thank you.

  8. Tony Payne Avatar

    The old ones are the best, this is a classic.

    1. Herb Avatar

      Thanks! Thanks for visiting and leaving a comment, also.

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