Herb’s Blog, Herbdate 22313 – 796:
Here’s the haps:
When the store manager returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk’s hand was bandaged, but before he could ask about the bandage, the clerk said he had some very good news for him.
“Guess what, sir?” the clerk said. “I finally sold that terrible, ugly suit we’ve had so long!”
“Do you mean that repulsive pink-and-blue double-breasted thing?” the manager asked.
“That’s the one!”
“That’s great!” the manager cried, “I thought we’d never get rid of that monstrosity! That had to be the ugliest suit we’ve ever had! But tell me. Why is your hand bandaged?”
“Oh,” the clerk replied, “After I sold the guy that suit, his guide dog bit me.”
Well (As I used to tell my kids and now tell my grandkids), it could have happened that way.
That is a very well-trained dog!
😂 Lol. Thanks!
Employee of the year?
Oh my no…….
Oh my no….. I’d have bit him if I was the dog too…..
I would totally wear a pink and blue double breasted suit.
But would you bite the salesman?
I’d bite the salesman if he sold a bad suit to my dog, but that’s just me.
Keep laughing, It don’t cost nothing
Well, some salesmen deserve to get bit.
and so much more
This definitely made me smile! Very cute!
The old ones are the best, this is a classic.
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