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Homemade Craft Kit – Only $60,000! Free Shipping!

I follow Dave Barry’s blog every day. It’s less of a blog, really, but more like a news aggregator. An odd news aggregator, to be sure, but at any rate, I always find something I want to read and sometimes wish I could unread. When I saw the title of this article I figured it must be some kind of joke, but it was art. That article, on, filed under Culture, is titled BANANA DUCT-TAPED TO A WALL SELLS FOR $120,000 AT ART BASEL MIAMI. And I thought all the scam artists were in Nigeria. Then I realized, I could do the art-loving community a great service!

The piece is, as pictured in the story if you follow the link, exactly as the title implies. Well, being married to a craft queen and knowing that many people like do-it-yourself projects, I have the deal of the century for you, yes you, art lover. I have a DIY offer that I don’t think any art lover can pass up.

My DIY Kit Contains:

1 roll of Duck brand duct tape, not just a mere twelve inches
1 banana
Free (yes, free) shipping

All this for only $60,000 dollars. Order now and you will also receive, absolutely free, an additional orange and an apple!


6 responses to “Homemade Craft Kit – Only $60,000! Free Shipping!”

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  2. Tony Laplume Avatar

    I get the aggregate captions Dave gives these stories in my inbox on Fridays. Sometimes I check out Goodreads itself (where I’m getting the updates) and see the titles of the articles he’s reacting to. I rarely read the articles themselves. But I’m glad he’s still doing it! A few years ago he claimed he was about to stop. I need my regular fix of Dave!

    1. Herb Avatar

      He’s one of my faves, for sure.

    2. Herb Avatar

      I’ve always liked Dave.

  3. Carter R. King,SSG,USA,RET Avatar
    Carter R. King,SSG,USA,RET

    I’ll stick with the dogs playing poker

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