Received this from https://gcfl.net/ the other day.
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers. The
first boy says, “My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he
calls it a poem, they give him $50.”
The second boy says, “That’s nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words
on a piece of paper, he calls it a song, they give him $100.”
The third boy says, “I got you both beat. My Dad scribbles a few
words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon. And it takes eight
people to collect all the money!”
Oh no!