Steenking Dog

Herb’s blog, Herbdate 16316-005:

Oh, man (I love grammar checker. The little green wavy line came under the word “man” just now so I right clicked it to see what they suggested as a replacement, and they suggest “operate” or “staff” so the interjection would read, “Oh, operate!” or “Oh, staff!”)! Anyway, I just let Snoopy in and, oh man, she has brought the most foul odor imaginable into the house! Oh, man! She must have had it out with a skunk! I went outside and she was digging at the porch but i didn’t see anything. She came in and was rubbing her nose all over the ground like she had a bad itch that wouldn’t go away. Arrrggh! There has been a skunk prowling around and i am thinking that it wanted to live under the back porch and Snoopy did not want her to live there and they argued. Remember the old song in the 70’s, “I Fought The Law And The Law Won?” Well, it appears that Snoopy fought the skunk and the skunk won! Oh, this is bad and i don’t think i am going to make it to 350 words today, i have to deal with this.